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youronmyfoot a posé la question dans Computers & InternetHardwareDesktops · il y a 1 décennie

Does my computer know when I have a hangover?

When I have a hangover my computer operates at an amazingly slow speed. Remember when people used to tell you that computers can handle a million instructions in a second. So why when I click on a tab in Firefox does it take 2 seconds to load the page? I have supposedly a 3.4 gig processor and 1 gig of ram. Is it checking the code in the background?

It's a bit like me nipping round to my neighbours house and asking them if they think it's raining when I want to hang out my washing to dry! Please help

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  • Anonyme
    il y a 1 décennie
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    You've got it all wrong! There is nothing wrong with you or your computer. It's exactly like what that guy with the weird hair said - 'it's relativity'.

    The worse your hangover is, the slower time moves!

  • il y a 1 décennie

    Perhaps when you have a hangover your perception of time is what's messed up.

  • Anonyme
    il y a 1 décennie

    lmao, you pc is out to get you! sleep with your eyes open or it will get you. WATCH OUT!!!!

  • il y a 1 décennie

    i think your nuts

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