Why is the Bible bloated with things Jesus never did nor said?

Wuh, Wuh, WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BOO HOO HOO!

Well......Frankly because it is out and out horseshit in all truth.... The bible itself being authored entirely by mankind..... NOT ANY GOD!

Perhaps a self-appointed "prophet" could explain how he knows that.

Since the Bible isn't "bloated", you have no question.

That would be an ecumenical matter

How do YOU know that?

Lemme guess... someone told you.... well, someone told those writers as well.

You are no different.

Because it began before he came to earth and ends with the apocalypse

Because it's the literary corpus of an entire culture.

FALSE. The scriptures are accurate depictions.

Doesn't matter. The mistake isn't the content of the pages, rather, it is the goal of trying to become a batter person and worshipping anybody or anything.

So long as you're Trying to match yourself to an ideal image or code of morals, then you will remain insane. As long as you think the answer is with someone else or can be dragged out of yourself through meditation, you will remain diverted.

Worshipping authority and dependency is the sin. Being dependent upon anything psychologically lands you in the trap of trying to be someone/thing else.