Allie!

I made a stupid mistake and now I've got a court date for retail theft, it's a class b misdemeanor. The amount stolen was under 30 dollars, and this is my first offense. I'll never do this again.... I was so stupid for even being tempted to do it, and I'm glad I got caught. This is the kick in the pants I needed.

How much of a fine should I expect? What kind of penalties am I looking at? :( Thanks so much.

I'm 19, and my brother's friend is 25. He's told me several times he thinks I'm gorgeous, and said that he told my brother one time he thought I was really cool, and my brother got defensive and said, "Wait, what does that mean man? Do you like her or something?" he's protective of me, and when I told him I like his friend and he said it would make him uncomfortable if we dated.

Seeing as how I'm an adult and his friend is an adult too, we make our own choices and it bothers me to have my older brother dictate who I date. Should I pursue this or am I screwed? Thanks. :)

I just realized that I can stick my finger ALL the way back down my throat, and it doesn't bother me one bit... is there something wrong with me?? I mean, what if I choke, and I can't cough it up? What if I eat something poisonous and can't make myself throw it up and end up dying??? What's going on? Is it just the fact that I can stick my finger down my throat, and that if I need to make myself throw up I need to do something differently?

Someone told me that if you drink a few cups of coffee a day, it will reduce your breast size. Is that true?? I don't know how that could reduce your breasts...

I love to draw. I'm good at drawing cartoons, realistic characters, I can draw in different styles... but I don't think anyone needs art or drawings anymore. I don't want to do comic strips or anything, but I'm wondering if anyone here can give me any jobs/occupations that require sketching and drawing. Like a concept artist? What's a concept artist? :/ Thank you so much!

P.S. This is a link to my profile on Deviantart, it has some of my art on it. If you have the time, could you look at it and give me your opinion? I haven't uploaded much new art lately, though. Thank you so much!

http://blabberabbit.deviantart.com/

I'm trying to make a commercial dubbed in German for a project, and I've got a few lines that are completely stumping me. Can anyone here please translate this english into German for me?

'This cream is made entirely of lavender and rainbows!'

'Try now! Make haste!'

'Instantly repels attackers!'

...yeah, the lines themselves don't make any sense, but I still need them translated. If anyone could help me, it would be really great. Thanks!

Hey, I'm a 16 year old girl. I used to have an EXTREME diet, excluding essential fatty acids and stuff from my daily intake. I know. It was a stupid move. I made a change, though, and now I'm eating more fatty foods. But before I made the change, I've noticed that my hair is starting to thin around my hairline! And it doesn't seem to be getting much better!

My diet change happened about two weeks ago. Is my hair going to grow back? Is there a medication that you tried that's working? Please help! Thanks!!

Hey, I'm trying to crochet a simple beanie. I don't really understand instructions like

'row 1: 2 in each stitch',

so I'm wondering if anyone could give me some simple instructions on how to make a beanie? Thanks so much! :)

O-kaayy... I think I have a problem. When I like a guy, I'm always really interested. I ask about him, I have my friends talk to him, (verry middle school and immature, I know. But it's more fun!). But if I find out that he likes me or if he's interested- poof. I'm instantly bored with him and I'm not interested anymore. I really can't help it, and it's not fair to the guy... So what can I do? Is this just a phase, or am I just evil? I feel like a beotch...

I'm a 16 year old girl, and I've been on a very strict diet, but I've been making sure to get my vitamins and minerals. I've noticed that my hair's getting really thin, though. Is this because I'm on a diet? If I start eating more foods that are higher in fat, will my hair grow back? What can I do to make my hair thicker and grow back? Thanks!

If a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Is there a real answer to that?

I dunno.. I was just filing my nails because I was bored, and it just has a 'nail' smell. It's really weird. Have you ever noticed that before?

I THINK it is! Is that my profile picture?! That thing hasn't been able to show for a month! Just to be sure, do you see it too?

My dad just put up this SUPER. SENSITIVE. Firewall. It barely let me into this website, and it won't let me into completely harmless websites like Deviant Art or Flickr. It even messed up this page, there's no green and it doesn't look anything like yahoo. It's so f****d up... What can I do?! I feel like exploding right now.

P.S. I'm not even a bad kid, I don't look at pornography, I don't go into chat rooms... why the hell is my dad so paranoid?!

I posted a picture on DeviantART and someone posted this. I don't even know what language it is.. can someone please translate it for me?? Thanks so much!

oo cok guzel siteniz var sizde benim siteeme buyrun

I had a Beevis and Butthead mousepad... I don't know what's become of it...

Mine are somewhat visible...

This is probably one of the most random questions I've asked :P

I'm a pretty good cook, it's hard for me to botch up a recipe. You?

When you got up early to watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

When Slap Bracelets and Pogs were the stuff?

When you bought a Furby, then after a week regretted it?

When you were totally consumed with guilt if you didn't feed your Gigapet or Tamagotchi for a day?

What do YOU remember?